Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling.

There was a young man from Trinity, Who solved the square root of infinity. While counting the digits, He was seized by the fidgets, Dropped science, and took up divinity.

In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.

How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time.

You may be an engineer if your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra.

Trigonometry is a sine of the times.

Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is.